The Weird Things That Happen When You Become A Mum
Do you know what a hubby or a fucknugget is? Have you ever screeched out of the window with excitement because you’ve seen an ambulance? Congratulations, you’re either a 3 year old or a mother
Do you know what a hubby or a fucknugget is? Have you ever screeched out of the window with excitement because you’ve seen an ambulance? Congratulations, you’re either a 3 year old or a mother
Last week I wrote about how I don’t like being referred to as a mummy blogger, because DURR I write about way more than my kids, yeah? Today I’m going to write about my kids. I’ve noticed that at the…
Waiting, Jana Romanova: It’s a bit heathen-esque for me to admit that I’ve never been into art. I like a pretty picture as much as the next person but I really have no great appreciation for cows suspended in formaldehyde…
9 Months of Bump When I reviewed my 9 months of a bump with Elfie I commented how amazing the body’s capacity to forget is. You look at photos of your pregnant bump and it makes you feel warm and…
The very last pregnancy photo / trying to relax with Balamory In my naive, blissed-out natural birth-planning state, labour was to go one way, and one way only. The labour niggles would begin, I’d take a paracetamol and get…
We came home yesterday. Let me tell you, a whole week in hospital on a hot, noisy maternity ward with your new baby really makes you think about and appreciate the small things. Especially when neither of you are…