The Weird Things That Happen When You Become A Mum
Do you know what a hubby or a fucknugget is? Have you ever screeched out of the window with excitement because you’ve seen an ambulance? Congratulations, you’re either a 3 year old or a mother
Tag: pregnancy
How Do You Know Your Family Is Complete?
Last week I wrote about how I don’t like being referred to as a mummy blogger, because DURR I write about way more than my kids, yeah? Today I’m going to write about my kids. I’ve noticed that at the…
Waiting, by Jana Romanova
Waiting, Jana Romanova: It’s a bit heathen-esque for me to admit that I’ve never been into art. I like a pretty picture as much as the next person but I really have no great appreciation for cows suspended in formaldehyde…
9 Months Of A Bump
9 Months of Bump When I reviewed my 9 months of a bump with Elfie I commented how amazing the body’s capacity to forget is. You look at photos of your pregnant bump and it makes you feel warm and…
An Instagram Birth Story
The very last pregnancy photo / trying to relax with Balamory In my naive, blissed-out natural birth-planning state, labour was to go one way, and one way only. The labour niggles would begin, I’d take a paracetamol and get…
The Homecoming
We came home yesterday. Let me tell you, a whole week in hospital on a hot, noisy maternity ward with your new baby really makes you think about and appreciate the small things. Especially when neither of you are…