Whichever way you spin it, expelling a baby from your body is never easy. It’s…
Pregnancy
The Public Ownership Of Parenthood
As soon as your tummy pops and it becomes obvious to the world at large you’re with child, people you’ve never met like to get involved with the goings-on in your uterus.
The Weird Things That Happen When You Become A Mum
Do you know what a hubby or a fucknugget is? Have you ever screeched out of the window with excitement because you’ve seen an ambulance? Congratulations, you’re either a 3 year old or a mother
It Takes Guts
If you believe the media and Hollywood, pregnancy and birth is one big beautiful rainbow-covered process. Conceiving generally happens without a hitch, pregnancy involves nine months of glowing skin and beatific wonderfulness, and the birth is an easy affair…
How To Dress A Bump
I loved being pregnant. OK, I didn’t. I really didn’t. I felt sick, exhausted, flat…
Waiting, by Jana Romanova
Waiting, Jana Romanova: It’s a bit heathen-esque for me to admit that I’ve never been…
9 Months Of A Bump
9 Months of Bump When I reviewed my 9 months of a bump with Elfie…
The Homecoming
We came home yesterday. Let me tell you, a whole week in hospital on…