MTT Travel: The Wythe Hotel, Brooklyn, NYC

September 4, 2015

Wythe Hotel Brooklyn - review

When I booked to go to New York for my 30th birthday I knew the saying ‘Go Big Or Go Home’ would apply. Because you only get one 30th birthday and the last time I’d been in The Big Apple was mid-divorce so I thought, you know what, LET’S DO THIS.

And knowing I was visiting Williamsburg for the week there really is only one place you can Go Big Or Go Home at:

Wythe Hotel, Brooklyn – a review
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The Wythe Hotel is an old factory located on North 11th st and Wythe in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. It’s a 2 minute stroll to the water (which explains its simply amazing views) and 2 blocks in the other direction to Bedford Avenue which is the place you want to be for bars, restaurants and the L subway to take you under the river to Manhattan (1 stop). It’s around the corner from my old company Vice‘s offices (so I got to hang with some ex-colleagues) and over the road from the Vice-owned trendy Kinfolk bar. It’s across the street from The Brooklyn Bowl (DJ Questlove every Thursday @ 11pm!) and within a 3 minute walk from the Brooklyn Brewery and the Brooklyn Winery. Basically, if you have a slight interest in booze and/or music then it gets 10/10 for location.

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Pre-arrival at the Wythe I hassled the lovely folk on reception by phone to make sure they knew it was my birthday – I wanted to book a room with knockout views of Manhattan and they did not disappoint. I booked a couple of weeks before I arrived so the rooms on the higher floors were taken but mine on, erm, the 5th I think, was really brilliant. The category of room I chose was the Manhattan View King.

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So let’s discuss the room, shall we? Starting with this minibar of absolutely epic proportions.

I loved how most things in it were locally produced or sourced – except for the Fevertree mixers which I was really happy to see (nothing like a nice British tonic water to make you feel at home, eh?!). The spirits were full-size which meant you had to drink all of it or take them away with you; I cracked open a bottle of raw honey Barr Hill gin and Kirsty and I only managed to get through half of it so I left it with her when I travelled home.

There’s also a fridge where you’ll find wine, champagne and soft drinks as well as a little compartment filled with ice (v handy).

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It’s worth noting that there is no room service but you have the option of ordering coffee and pastries in your room for breakfast. I didn’t do this and to be honest it would have been nice if this ~$7 charge was included in the cost of the v. expensive hotel room. I did however have a very happy couple of hungover mornings eating beef jerky from the minibar in bed. Beef jerky and Mexican coca-cola breakfast ftw!!

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The floors in the room were polished concrete which were very pleasant to walk around on. There’s underfloor heating in the winter months but as I was visiting in sweltering July I only used the very efficient air conditioning.

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The bed was heaven. Everything I look for in a bed, basically. Big, soft, warm. 10/10 would sleep in again. There was a clock radio one side of the bed and a jack to jack on the other which is where you could plug in your iPhone or any other audio device. The music quality from this was one of the most impressive things about the room; I listened to a LOT of loud Beyoncé here during my birthday week.

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The bathroom was pretty good as far as bathrooms go with stacks of towels and full-size toiletries and a huge shower. No bathtub but I think this is consistent with the rest of the hotel. There was a handy 1-way mirror in the cubicle so you could gaze at the view while you showered but if there was anyone else in the room they could only see your reflection. I had loads of fun flashing Kirsty through this mirror while we were getting ready to go out one night. FUN TIMES.

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The big mirror. I loved this mirror.

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Let’s discuss this view, shall we? I would never get bored of this view; across the river to Manhattan, the Empire State building and a bunch of other big buildings. Just beautiful. I took great pleasure in making a point to sit and quietly drink this in for at least five minutes every day.

IMG_4836 IMG_4835 Downstairs is Reynards restaurant, a really cool place for breakfast, lunch and dinner (Kirsty has at different times sat next to Alexa Chung and Donatella Versace while eating there). I joined the rest of the MacBook warriors in there one morning for breakfast and it was very lovely – the tea was not All That though. Would order coffee next time.

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Upstairs you’ll find the rooftop bar Ides which has an absolutely breathtaking view over Manhattan as the sun sets. It gets hideously busy and there’s usually a queue in the lobby downstairs but as a resident of the hotel you can bypass this and whizz your way up to the top. Glorious.

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The Wythe is definitely not a cheap option but for a special occasion I’d come back here. It’s achingly trendy and it knows it – so if this makes you feel uncomfortable it’s probably not the place for you. But for Williamsburg location and my decor taste I adored it.

What a hipster wanker ;)

The Wythe Hotel
80 Wythe Avenue and N.11th, Williamsburg, Brooklyn, New York City / 718-460-8000 /


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  • Reply Katy September 4, 2015 at 12:53 pm

    What a cool place and that view! Love the decor and those huge windows. Hope you had the best time x

    • Reply alice September 4, 2015 at 1:24 pm

      I did, thank you Katie!

  • Reply Bumbles of Rice September 4, 2015 at 2:03 pm

    What a beautiful hotel, I’d been thinking of going back to NY for my 40th next year and this is definitely going on my list.

  • Reply Jax Blunt (@liveotherwise) September 4, 2015 at 2:50 pm

    That all looks absolutely incredible. I’ve never been to the states, I would really love to go though.

  • Reply Kathryn September 4, 2015 at 3:46 pm

    Everything about this place screams NY cool – love it!!! X

  • Reply Jess @ Along Came Cherry September 5, 2015 at 1:47 pm

    Love it!! I want to go! x

  • Reply Adriana Thani September 7, 2015 at 2:14 am

    “Hipster wanker” hahaha. Gorgeous photos, love!

  • Reply Eleanor (TheBristolParent) September 7, 2015 at 7:09 am

    Because I lived there, I mostly went to hotels to drink (isn’t it funny how that’s popular in NYC but not in London?) but it did mean I got to experience lots of lovely ones. NYC hotel rooms are never big, but they absolutely know how to make the most of space, don’t they? What a place!

  • Reply Molly September 7, 2015 at 12:38 pm

    Got to hand it to you Alice, you know how to do birthdays. Looks absolutely supreme. I’ve never been to NYC but if I do in the future this place is making my final cut of hotel choices, for sure.

  • Reply Fritha September 8, 2015 at 10:27 am

    perfect choice for a 30th birthday! I loved looking at your pictures when you were away, NYC is one of those places in my head that I can’t quite believe is real. Like a movie set! I so want to make it there one day! x

  • Reply Kelsey September 9, 2015 at 10:32 am

    Wow! What incredible views from what looks like a beautiful hotel. When I went to NYC earlier this year I stayed in a more central location but next time I really want to stay further away from the main bubble, maybe the village or Brooklyn.


  • Reply Chloe September 10, 2015 at 11:45 am

    Y’know, when I visited the bar I was slightly apprehensive that it would be uber-trendy and kill any fun vibes, but I was really pleased to note that it wasn’t as I expected at all. There were definitely a couple of song choices that would have anyone questioning any supposed hipster credentials, but it was fun and unpretentious. And that view…

  • Reply Adele September 10, 2015 at 10:55 pm

    I love all these photos but I have to say the thing that screamed out to me were those sandals. The blue is amazing!

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